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Rattlesnakes, Romance Readers, and One Very Determined Little Girl

Rattlesnake Roundup

Rattlesnake Roundup

The Rattlesnake Roundup is exactly what it sounds like: a long-running festival that began decades ago when people actually rounded up rattlesnakes. These days it’s more educational than snake wrangling, but the carnival rides, food stands, and crowds are still very much part of the experience.

And somewhere in the middle of all that… there’s me. With books.

This year our booth ended up in the most interesting spot possible: directly beside the carnival rides and inflatable jumping castles. If you’ve never sold mystery novels next to a bounce house full of excited children, I highly recommend it as a prime spot for people watching and an opportunity for considering your life choices.

The vendor on the other side of us was a no-show, which meant our two tents and cargo trailer suddenly looked like a giant book fortress in the middle of the festival. Visibility is everything at events like this, so no complaints from us.

Readers Find Books in the Most Interesting Ways

One of my favorite parts of festivals is watching how people approach the table.

Some readers walk straight up and say they bought a book from me last year and need the next one. Others quietly stand back and examine the covers until I suggest picking up the book and reading the back cover for the story. I’ve decided they were just politely waiting for the invitation.

And sometimes couples do something completely unexpected.

A man picked up Danger in the Clouds while his wife debated between The Librarian and Speakeasy Secrets. She decided to take both for the three-book discount. At that point her husband looked at the stack and said, “Why not make it four?”

So she added Deadly Luck.

That may be the strangest sale ever, but I wasn’t about to argue with a man who was that smart.

Romance Readers Had Something to Say

I always ask, “What do you like to read?”

I’ve never had a romance book for the Romance readers, but this year I did. Several readers told me something interesting this weekend. They’re tired of smut, and they actually said, “smut.”

More than one romance reader picked up Deadly Luck, read the back cover, and said, “Oooo… romantic suspense.”

Apparently, clean romance with an actual plot is having a moment, and finally, I’m in the right place at the right time.

Two of the readers who bought Deadly Luck were regulars who were thrilled to get an advanced copy before the official retailer release. I suspect their book club may hear about that.

Blind Dates Are Still Popular

The wrapped Blind Date with a Book packages were also a hit again.

Readers who didn’t know my books often chose one because they liked the idea of a surprise.

“Sounds fun,” one reader said.

That’s exactly the point. <insert a round of quiet applause>

A Small Moment I Won’t Forget

The most memorable moment of the day didn’t involve books at all.

A little girl, probably not even three years old, ran screaming away from the face painters across from my booth. Her mother chased after her while apologizing to the face painters and the crowd of sympathetic observers.

The little girl raced into our tent and dove into my camping chair and buried her face in my flannel shirt, paint and all.

As the little girl rubbed her face in my shirt, her mother tried to pull her away, apologizing and saying the little girl was overwhelmed, but I told her to let the child stay. The mother relaxed and breathed. The shirt was soft and comforting, and after a few minutes of hiding her face in the soft flannel, the little girl calmed down.

She sat there quietly for nearly half an hour before they finally left.

Sometimes festivals aren’t just about selling books.

Sometimes they’re about letting a tired little human hide in a safe place for a while.

And flannel shirts wash. Who cares if there’s a little smudged red paint on the blue and white plaid? It’s a memory reminder that flannel means love.

So Was the Rattlesnake Roundup Worth It?

Absolutely. Between the rides, the crowds, and the snakes, talking to readers was a bonus.

The readers went home with stories in books, which is really the whole point, and I came home with another event story, which is what we were all waiting for, wasn’t it?

You keep reading; I’ll keep writing!

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p.s.The most frequently chosen book at the Rattlesnake Roundup turned out to be Deadly Luck. Apparently, romantic suspense pairs nicely with carnival rides and funnel cake. You can order your copy of Deadly Luck from me. Just don’t expect a funnel cake.  Deadly Luck

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A Most Unusual Festival…

Veteran Arts & Crafts Vendor at a Literary Festival

Mid Georgia Lit Fest

For the first time since August 2019, I went to a festival for books, not arts and crafts.

Why?

Terri.

Terri is a reader I had never met in person. She commented on a Facebook reel I posted for “Have Books Will Travel”, asking if I would be at the Middle Georgia Lit Fest. When she said she would be there, I filled out the application.

Who knew a literary group would approve an application from a crusty arts and crafts vendor? Besides Terri and her friends, who she brought with her, of course.

My Comfort Zone

I’ve been a vendor at arts and crafts festivals for years. My first event was an amateur radio event (Hamfest to ham radio folks) in April 2018. I sold one book, but I was hooked.

I love being outside. Outdoor tents. Hauling in tables and books. Uneven ground. Bundling up in the cold and combating being frozen with a portable propane heater. Wind. Dust. Sun beating down while we try to cool down with a canopy fan and two shop fans.

Regular readers and familiar vendors who became ‘Welcome back’ friends.

The almost-carnival atmosphere, with enticing aromas of smoking beef barbecue and kettle corn. People strolling by with lemonade, cookies, and tacos. Sticky fingers on little kids giving me heart palpitations…

Not Exactly My Comfort Zone

But the Lit Fest was different. Indoors. A giant sports complex. What do authors wear? One six- or eight-foot table provided by the organizers. Thank goodness they gave me an 8-foot table! No outside tables were allowed. And 155 authors with their books.

The sports complex was divided into three sections. One third for children’s books; the second for how-to and non-fiction books, and the third section was for the sci-fi and fantasy authors.

And then…me. Small-town mysteries. Vigilante thrillers. Romantic suspense. Blind Date with a Thriller wrapped in craft paper.

To celebrate my foray into the literary world, I designed a brand-new indoor banner because my banners that fit on my canopy tent would have been too wide for the allotted space.

I had price signs but no room on the table for them, and my beautiful new indoor banner but no room if we wanted to set up our chairs. Farmer Man, aka The Genius, pointed to the bleachers. So up went the banner and signs on the bleachers. Problem solved.

My Neighbors: A Big Talker and a Skeleton

On my right was a Big Talker, and I mean that kindly. He was enthusiastic, and he engaged with everyone who strolled past his spot. He was ready with a story, and nobody got past him quickly, which, as it turns out, was excellent for me. Because while he talked, people slowed down. And when people slow down, they look. And when readers look, they read signs. Still with me? And when they read signs, they pick up books and read. I had signs.

On my left was Jerry: a skeleton wearing a t-shirt advertising Tom’s sci-fi book. Yes, next to me were Tom and Jerry, and Tom introduced himself and Jerry to everyone who walked by. People are polite. Most of them said “Hi, Jerry.” Jerry, of course, didn’t respond, but he did get a lot of attention, and since Jerry’s bony elbow was practically resting on my table, people read my signs. It was an interesting neighborhood.

But there were Readers!

I didn’t blend in because I didn’t have a colorful retractable banner, but I did have my cool new banner in the bleachers.

Since everyone there was a reader or was shopping for a gift for a reader, I skipped my go-to line, “Are you a reader?” and gave the readers space to examine my covers and ask me questions.

When their eyes lingered and their fingers twitched, I said, “Pick it up and read the back to see what the story’s about.”

And they did. One book, then two, which led to three because they read the sign announcing the generous discount for three books. One reader picked up an entire series. “I want these.” Maggie traveled well that day.

The eBook Surprise

One of the biggest surprises? eBook readers. Several people told me, almost apologetically, they read ebooks. Their faces brightened when I handed them a business card. “All my books are also ebooks on my website, Amazon, Apple, and all the retailers.”

The next day, there was a substantial spike in all the Book One ebook sales on Amazon. Apparently, sports complex conversations and business cards dropped into a pocket travel farther than we might have guessed.

Observations from a Veteran Vendor

A few random notes from an art & crafts vendor trying to blend into the literary crowd:

  • I discovered a way to display all of my books in my seven series on one eight-foot table. I even fit in the Blind Date with a Thriller books!
  • Too many tables were artfully decorated, but the books had a “hands-off” vibe.
  • Readers absolutely read signs. More than one person asked if the three-book discount had to be from the same series. (It didn’t) And then agonized over which three books to buy. (Is it terrible of me that watching each one decide made my day?)
  • Very few authors displayed their prices.
  • I almost ran out of business cards. I need to have an emergency stash.
  • Quite a few authors didn’t have any business cards.
  • I should have taken my interlocking cushy floor mats. My feet still hurt from standing all day on the shiny wooden floor.
  • Too many folks were sitting behind their tables scrolling on their phones.

You don’t know how hard it was for me not to walk around the room and hand out my “Have Books Will Travel” book, but everybody has to learn in their own way.

Know an author? Tell them to read my bookHave Books Will Travel

What Was Different?

It was an entirely different crowd with different energy and a different rhythm. I’m used to the crush of buyers at arts and crafts events from 11:30 until 1:00, which I have never been able to explain.

At 11:30, the complex practically emptied and had an eerie, abandoned feel until a little after 1:00, when an enormous crowd rushed in.

They had all come to grab lunch from the outside food trucks, then after being appropriately fortified, they came inside to buy books! We were crazy busy the rest of the afternoon and had an absolutely phenomenal day.

A week later, I received a letter in my mailbox along the road where the US Postal Service delivers the weekly grocery flyer and all the miscellaneous ads for hearing aids and gutter cleaners.

The letter was a handwritten thank-you note from the organizers of the Middle Georgia Lit Fest. Who sends handwritten thank-you notes anymore? Apparently Lit Fest does. My note is in my 2026 file folder for festivals, and I added a heart sticker to it.

I keep a running list of each event: name, date, location, comments, and one column that says:

Would We Return?

The real question is this:

  • Would we get up at 4:00 AM next year while not even the chickens are stirring…
  • Drive 150 miles one way, which is outside our stated range for events…
  • Haul 240 books in bins into a sports complex…
  • And set up in a space smaller than any other space?

You bet.

You keep reading; we’ll keep hauling! 

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p.s. The surprise favorite at the Lit Fest? The Blind Date with a Book packages. Readers seem to enjoy the fun of the author picking their next story.  Barrett Book Shop Blind Date with a Book

 

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Rolling with the Punches

We have an addition to our favorite festivals: St. Marys Seafood Festival in St. Marys, Georgia!  

St Marys Seafood Festival smaller Nov 2024 

Not only is it one of our favorites, but it is number one on my list of What to Do When Things Go Wrong. 

After we reached the campground the night before the festival and were transferring everything from the fifth wheel to the truck so we’d be ready to go in the morning, we realized we’d forgotten the cash box.

Can you imagine being a vendor at an event without a cash box? The possibility of not having a place to store cash after people paid or worse, not having change ready when people paid with large bills was terrifying. We made a fast trip to Walmart, our go-to place when we need something for a festival, and found a small cashbox with a key and cobbled together small bills for change from our wallets. Good enough; crisis averted.

When we were setting up early the next morning, I realized I’d left my Writer ball cap at home. If you’ve seen any of my photos of festivals or seen me at any festival in the past several years, you know I ALWAYS wear my Writer ball cap. Depending on the weather, I can count on it to shade my eyes, keep my head dry when it rains, keep my hair from blowing in my face when I’m signing books, and identify me to readers at the festivals. Yes, I’m the Author.

Writer ball cap
My much-loved Writer ball cap

 

Not even Walmart could help. I tried to keep a stiff up lip and soldier on; after all, the Meet the Author sandwich board sign helped identify me, but MY HAIR!

The vendor next to us gave me a hat after I asked him how much it cost. Now I have an emergency Writer hat that doesn’t actually have Writer on it, but I might have a patch made sometime.

We loved our spot. The festival was coordinated by the Kiwanis Club of St Marys and was organized, smoothly run, and well-staffed. Can you tell how generous our booth was? We had enough room between us and our closest neighbors to set up a side table on the right side of our tent for readers to browse at leisure. 

We chatted with readers and sold books all morning. When we had enough of a break around two o’clock to eat lunch, we realized… you’ve already guessed, right? I’d forgotten to pack our sandwiches, an apple, cookies, and drinks for lunch.  

Kraken Coffee & Kitchen St Marys, GA
Kraken Coffee & Kitchen Co.

 

Thank goodness Kraken Coffee & Kitchen Co. was right behind us and was open! We split a tasty chicken salad sandwich.  

After we finished our lunch, a couple who were eating slices of a delicious looking pie bought three books from us. While I signed their books, I asked them about their dessert. It was bacon bourbon cheesecake and, no surprise, it came from our new favorite cafe, Kraken Coffee & Kitchen Co. We had bacon bourbon cheesecake for our afternoon snack. Cheers!

When the festival was over, our book bins were much lighter. It was a glorious day, and we’re definitely going back to St. Marys. 

p.s. We now have a checklist for final packing and set up. 

You keep reading; I’ll keep writing!

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Pepper Festival Sept 2023

My latest festival was the two-day Pepper Musical Festival: I wore my taco socks and used my chili pepper apron to spice up my table.  I expected to see a pepper eating contest or some  reason for the event to be the Pepper Festival, but as far as I know, it was the Pepper Festival just because.

You might have noticed that we finally realized that putting up the side panels on our tent helped block the sun. We also remembered to charge the fan the night before. For some unexplainable reason, I forgot all my tablecloths except for one small, white one. Walmart to the rescue! We found the cheap (yay!), green vinyl tablecloth that is now my favorite.  I love a bargain!

The vendor sites were spacious because of the large field where the event was hosted; we didn’t feel crowded at all and had a perfect location for our booth. The stage for the bands and the bleachers were in front of our site with an open, spacious, grassy area between us.

The two-day event was a challenge because the festival lasted until ten o’clock both nights, but Friday night was a blast. The headliner band played Hispanic music, and the area in front of us was filled with families. In addition to our  all time favorite music from the southwest, we had live entertainment as the children chased each other and rolled in the grass, and the toddlers bounced to the music.  We enjoyed an impromptu wrestling match between preteen boys that could have rivaled any high school wrestling team for style and technique.

Saturday was exhausting. We had to take our books back to the campground Friday night then haul them back to the event on Saturday morning because books and morning dew don’t mix; however, our campground was less than ten minutes away, which was a wonderful bonus.

A young, local police officer entertained himself most of Saturday by stopping by my booth and teasing me about some imaginary flaw in one of my books. He brought  a group of other police officers and firefighters to my booth to show them my fan then expounded on the imaginary flaw. I told him he was fired as my public relations manager, and his buddies roared with laughter.

The Saturday night crowd was mostly teenagers who were there to see and be seen. They were entertaining enough to watch, but they couldn’t come close to  the bouncing toddlers. The headliner music was not their type of music or ours either. Adults sat on the bleachers and politely applauded; it must have been their type of music.

The most amazing sight of all on Saturday night was the number of food trucks that magically appeared; everyone we saw was eating something!

We quietly packed our things and left at nine o’clock.  In theory, we won’t be invited back as vendors because we left before ten, but we’re okay with that. Our campground was great, and we had a terrific time; we’ll go back next year to camp at the great campground,  shout out to you, Tifton KOA Journey,  and enjoy the Friday night music and entertainment.

Will we consider another two-day event? It depends…

Remember the pesky police officer? The police chief stopped by my booth later and told me I was a legend.  Legendary Author: should I add that to my biography?

You know who reads the works of a Legendary Author, don’t you?

Legendary Readers: readers who  form theories based on clues and stray, almost random, hints the author leaves along the way in the story. That’s you, isn’t it?

How’s this for a new tagline?

The Legendary Author Who Writes for Legendary Readers.

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