What do you get when an author who is also a farmer with fifty chickens avoids writing the next chapter of Book One of the SWEET DEAL COZY MYSTERIES because it might be scary?
A sweet chicken procrastinator.
What do you get when an author avoids the final editing of the novel, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A SPY, because editing stinks?
A sweet, stinky, spying chicken procrastinator.
What do you get when it’s blog day on the schedule and an author avoids writing a blog?
A sweet, stinky, spying chicken procrastinator blog.