Why Authors Want Amazon Reviews

If a book gets 10 reviews, the author receives a cryptic fragment of a treasure map.

If a book gets 30 reviews, the Bank of England will then accept copies of the book as legal tender.

If a book gets 50 reviews, Amazon sends the author a free unicorn.

Why not help an author you love get a free unicorn by reviewing her book today!

~Andrew Wood @andrewtheauthor on Twitter


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